@stateofcake just put feet on me that are so cold that I now have ovum.
#humor#winter#cold
Siri
Asked Siri where the G-Spot is located. Siri answered that it could not match any locations to the G-Spot.
Look At This Puppy-Dog-Eyed Dog of the Day: Maggie’s owner was on his way out when he turned around and saw this.
Needless to say, all non-fetch-related plans were immediately canceled forever.
[reddit.]
This has been making the internet rounds the last few days. Link below for the article.




